Everybody needs religion,
It tells us what to do.
Everyone destroying all sin,
The killin' proves it's true.
Everybody get religion,
The most moral thing you can do.
Everyone stone your neighbors,
It's what our gods want from you.
Everybody goes to church and prays.
God above is callin' you.
From these books of yesterdays,
We all know what to do.
Hindus kill the Muslims,
And Muslims kill Hindus.
Christians kill the witches,
And everybody kills the Jews.
Everybody gets religion,
The most moral thing you can do.
Everyone stone your neighbors,
It's what our gods want from you.